03 July 2018

Maximus Barker

I haven't posted on the Household Canine in some time. He's doing well, but it's a bad time of year for him. Like many dogs, not trained for shooting, he has an intense dislike of loud noises. Not only is it thunderstorm season, but it's fireworks time in SE Nebraska! So, he's been spending a lot of time in the closet between the two ground floor bedrooms. We refer to it as his 'cave'.

Tonight, as various explosives are being detonated all over town, he's been in there pretty much the whole evening. A while ago, tho', as the Cuter and Shorter Half and I were lying in bed, she started making animal noises, teasing me. She did a cow's 'moo', a sheep's 'baa', and then a cat's 'meow'. At the 'meow', Max came bursting out of the closet, looking for that darned cat!

We've decided that she must do a reasonable imitation of the cat that torments him by sauntering down the walk between our house and the one next door. The cat knows that Max is on a lead, and he knows just how far he can get, so he taunts Max every chance he gets. Now Max has to worry about the C&SH as well!

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