More satire from the 'Bee'. This is also ironically close to the truth.
It is sad that there really are people like this, who are unable to grasp the fact that their position is absolutely illogical. I'd rather argue with an atheist who is secure in his faith (no pun intended) than a relativist. At least the atheist believes in something, even if it is a total negation. The relativist, by his own philosophy, cannot believe in anything.
From the Babylon Bee