From Eccles is Saved
The second World Cup of Bad Cardinals has reached the quarter-final knockout stage, and we have the following contests to look forward to.
Roche v Gregory, McElroy v Cupich, Marx v Parolin, and Maradiaga v Coccopalmerio.
Comparing this with the first World Cup, we have promising newcomers Roche, Gregory and McElroy, displacing Kasper (mostly retired from heresy these days), Danneels (dead) and Tobin (nighty, nighty, Joe!). The other five are old lags, and it will be interesting to see how they cope against the new boys.
Results to be posted here as we get them.
Arthur Roche v Wilton Gregory.
Uncle Arthur, hater of the TLM, lover of cake.
Uncle Wilt, another hater of the TLM, lover of Biden.
Robert McElroy v Blase Cupich.
"Why do they talk about my covering up of abuse, and not of my Judo skills?"
Our current champion ticks all the boxes: LGBT rights, suppression of the TLM, etc. etc.
Reinhard Marx v Pietro Parolin.
Silver medallist last time, and continues to disgust.
"Chinese sell-outs? Financial scandals? Not me!"
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