03 July 2022

Toronto Police Enlist the Public's Help Searching for Woman with 'Full Goatee'

in the immortal words of Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore'. Or as the title of a 1961 musical has it 'Stop the World – I Want to Get Off!'

From Townhall

By Madeline Leesman

Police in Toronto, Ontario, announced this week that they were searching for a missing woman who is 27 years old. But, the woman, Isobella Degrace, was described in the police's news release as having "a thin build, shaggy blonde hair, and a full goatee." 

"The Toronto Police Service requests the public's assistance locating a missing woman," the news release said.

"She is described as 5'10", with a thin build, shaggy blonde hair, and a full goatee. She was last seen wearing a black t-shirt and grey pants," it added. "Police are concerned for her safety." 

Twitter account Libs of TikTok responded to the post with two words: "beyond parody." 

Commentator Paul Joseph Watson wrote on Twitter that "Toronto Police caused confusion on Twitter after posting about a missing 'woman' despite the accompanying picture showing a biological male with a goatee." 

Blaze Media CEO Tyler Carditis shared the Toronto police's post, calling it the "dumbest time to be alive." 

"The world has become too absurd to be satirized," The Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon wrote. 

"If you're in Toronto, please help police find this 'missing woman' with a beard," Newsmax correspondent Logan Ratick wrote. 

According to Fox News, Toronto police ended up locating Degrace about nine hours after sending out a missing person alert on Thursday.

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