From Eccles is Saved
Following accusations of repeated plagiarism, Fr Thomas Rosica of the Satan Lite media corporation has made a statement:
"I totally deny these accusations of plagiarism. I am a writer of great originality, as can be seen by the list of projects I am working on:
'What a coincidence! I've never heard of McCarrick either!'
1. A 'Rosica is saved' blog, in which I take a spiritually nourishing look at religion. For example, I am currently running a 'World Cup of Bad Catholic Journalists' in which people are invited to decide between Ivereigh, Lamb, Martin, Mickens, Reese, Spadaro, Winters etc. Not me, of course!
2, A new 'Father R's blog', where I also sell 'Fabulous Friar' coffee, and answer QUAERITURs such as 'A highly-revered "Catholic" voice thinks that God may be a homosexual. Can you recommend a good psychiatrist?' Also I RANT occasionally - usually when my anger-management class is cancelled.
'Why do you say that Our Lord wasn't an atheist?'
3. A 'Continuity of Hermeneutics' blog. I got the idea of writing this while taking a holiday in Margate.
4. 'Father Rosica's Liturgical Notes' in which I write very learned things that you won't understand.
5. A book called 'Building a viaduct', in which I explain that 'gay sex' should be encouraged as much as possible. Especially among Jesuits.
6. Another project that occurred to me was to write a piece called Amoral Letitia, or Adultery made simple. That hasn't been done yet, has it?
'Hmm... this reminds me of something, Tom.'
7. I thought I might also take some large chunks of the Bible and Catholic Catechism, and string them together in a Manifesto of Faith. I'm surprised that nobody ever thought of doing that!
8. There are more theological works in the pipeline: The Impersonation of Christ, Confessions of a Priest, Summa Holidaya, the Apocalypse of St Rosie ...
I am grateful to Eccles for allowing me to put the record straight. And so is my brother Bosco."
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