A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. 'Captain', one passenger asks, 'who is that man over there?' The Captain replies, 'I have no idea, but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.'
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A man takes his sick chihuahua to the vet. They're immediately taken back to a room. Soon a Labrador retriever walks in, sniffs the chihuahua for ten minutes and leaves. Then a cat come in, stares at the chihuahua for ten minutes and leaves. Finally the vet comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a bill for $250. 'This must be a mistake,' the man says. I've only been here for 20 minutes.' 'No mistake, the doctor answers, 'it's $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan, and $50 for the medicine.'
And, yes, our Pastor does have a weird sense of humour!
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