Two Newfies are sitting around one day, when Pat says to Mike, 'Let's go out to Alberta and work in the oil patch. I hear there's good money to be made'.
Mike replies, 'I don't know, Pat. I'd miss the sea and me boat'.
Pat says, 'I know! We'll put the boat on top of the car. Whenever ya get homesick, we'll take it off and you can pretend you're rowing in the bay'.
Mike says, 'You know, that might work'.
They're in Eastern Alberta when Mike gets homesick again. They take the boat off the car, set it in the middle of a wheat field, get in, and Mike starts 'rowing'.
A car screeches to a halt behind theirs and a fellow jumps out. He starts shouting, 'Lard t'underin' Jaysus! Dere ya are makin' fools of yoursel's and your Province! By gum! If I could swim, I'd come out dere and kick both your arses!'
Pat says, 'I know! We'll put the boat on top of the car. Whenever ya get homesick, we'll take it off and you can pretend you're rowing in the bay'.
Mike says, 'You know, that might work'.
They're in Eastern Alberta when Mike gets homesick again. They take the boat off the car, set it in the middle of a wheat field, get in, and Mike starts 'rowing'.
A car screeches to a halt behind theirs and a fellow jumps out. He starts shouting, 'Lard t'underin' Jaysus! Dere ya are makin' fools of yoursel's and your Province! By gum! If I could swim, I'd come out dere and kick both your arses!'
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