Just to lighten your day a bit!
Priest: [shows up late for confession] sorry everyone, I couldn’t find parking. Me: you really should prioritize getting here on time Father. Everyone in line: [nods in agreement] Me, stepping into the confessional: Bless me, Father for I have sinned, I parked in your spot.
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