I found this on Facebook, attributed as a 'Novus Ordo Creed'. Since I know many, many attendees of the NO, NOT ONE of whom would agree with this, I've renamed it.
I believe in the human person,
who is god, the centre of the universe
and of all things, whether seen, or unseen:
He, she, or it,
of multiple genders,
all created equally
and each entitled to worship
any deity that he, she, or it sees fit.
I believe in myself,
the evil trinity ―
me, myself and I ―
and in freedom of conscience,
wherein lies all truth,
lies are truth,
and all truth is lies.
I believe in the environment,
in global warming and climate change.
I believe in homosexuality, sodomy, and bestiality.
I believe in LGBTQWXYZ
and every other form of perversity.
I believe in the United Nations,
a one-world, Luciferian religion of Antichrist,
Satan and all his minions,
the unholy spirit,
the purveyor of sin
and the destroyer of souls.
I believe that all souls
shall be annihilated at death
and that they will be reunited
and assumed into one cosmic omega point
at the creation of a new utopian society.
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