01 November 2020

/Satire/ Eight Bad Churches… and Two Very Bad Cardinals /satire/

It's the quarter-finals of the World Cup of Ugly Churches! We've got some strong contenders! Voting starts tomorrow. Be sure to vote at @BruvverEccles.

From Eccles is Saved

We're reached the quarter-finals of the World Cup of Ugly Churches - where "ugly" can be interpreted loosely as "I wish I hadn't seen this picture." Here is the draw for the knockout stages, and this post will be updated to record how things go (we start the Twitter vote on Monday).


1. Newman Hall, Holy Spirit, Berkeley (USA) v Maria, Koenigin des Friedens, Velbert-Neviges (Germany)

ugly church
ugly church

Torture chamber meets demolition site.


2. Kappal Matha Church, Tirunelveli (India) v Parroquia Santa Monica, Rivas-Vaciamadrid (Spain)

ugly church
ugly church

Aeroplane meets gun battery.


3. St Francis de Sales, Norton Shores, Michigan (USA) v Rosa Aufblasbare Kirche, Vreden (GER)

ugly church
ugly church

Sauron's castle meets bouncy castle.


4. Eglise Sainte Bernadette du Banlay (France) v Our Lady of the Rosary of the Philippines, Madrid (Spain)

ugly church
ugly church

Hippopotamus meets carpark.


Meanwhile, here are some other things to think about: Cardinal Marx (officially the world's 2nd worst cardinal), rejects a beautiful altar in favour of a piece of junk.

Cardinal Marx

Your Eminence, we did advise you not to sit on it.

And someone who will surely be a strong contender in the 2021 World Cup of Bad Cardinals, Uncle Wilt, or Wilton Gregory, who seems to have been given a red hat because he hates Donald Trump even more than Pope Francis does.

McCarrick and Gregory

Uncle Ted and his protegé.

Anyone seen that McCarrick report yet?

1 comment:

  1. Some really stiff competition here. Don't knw if we will be picing a winner or a looser!

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