21 February 2018

Thinking of Changing Maximus Barker's Name

The Cuter and Shorter Half had a great idea this evening. Max is never given scraps from the table and he never eats 'people food' unless it truly, accidentally falls on the floor. Despite those rules, he continually hovers around as whilst we're at table, and tries to get to food thereon.

So, the C&SH suggested earlier that we change his name to 'Harm'. That way, when we protect our food and shoo him away from the table, we're putting things out of Harm's way!😊

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