Eccles sends up 'Uncle Arthur', Prefect of the Dicastery for Divine Worship and the man behind the cruel and infamous Responsa ad Dubium.
From Eccles is Saved
The scene: Leeds Cathedral, Yorkshire.
The date: Monday 14th November 2022.
The event: A thanksgiving mass to celebrate the elevation of the former Leeds bishop Arthur Roche to greatness (or at least the college of cardinals).
Present: Just about all the Catholic bishops of England and Wales...
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| The great man is truly sorry for the pain felt by traditional worshippers. |
Unfortunately, the Livestream wasn't working (this is true, like everything else so far in this post), so we can only reconstruct the event ourselves...
The event was well-attended. The congregation included numerous members of the Latin Mass Society, all wearing their "SAVE THE TLM" tee-shirts; also, some of Uncle Arthur's best friends from Leeds: the LADHISS (Leeds and District Heavyweight Ice-Skating Society), and various vendors of cakes, puddings, and pies (now fallen on hard times since our hero left).
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| Luckily, one can also buy light snacks in Rome. |
Some mischievous person switched all the books, so that Roche might have had to offer a TLM rather than a Novus Ordo Mass, but the great man was not phased out by this and managed to improvise a NO service.
Then, when it came to the part of the service where the cardinal said "With Francis our Pope and Me, your unworthy servant", a great cry of "YES!" went out from the congregation - which somehow failed to please Uncle Arthur.
Anyway, a good time was had by all, and the Leeds United fans who carried Uncle Arthur head-high from the cathedral and dumped him in the River Aire have been severely reprimanded.
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| An army marches on its stomach. |
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