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25 December 2020

/Satire/ The 2020 Advent Calendar /satire/

As Advent ends, and all the windows are open, Eccles reveals his 2020 Advent Calendar.

From Eccles is Saved

This year's Advent calendar shows us all that is best in contemporary catholicism:
  • A great year for Biden and AOC, generally regarded as Top Catholics;
  • A red hat for Uncle Wilt Gregory, who provided spiritual support to Donald Trump;
  • The generally-admired Vatican nativity scene, which showed us the true meaning of Christmas;
  • Pachamama!
  • Masterpieces of church architecture, as seen in the World Cup of ugly churches;
  • Uncle Ted!
  • Cupich, Kasper, Marx, Becciu, Nichols, representing the big boys in the college of cardinals;
  • Jimbo and Austen, furiously scribbling best-sellers with a slightly Catholic theme;
  • BOFF!
  • A collection of liturgical scenes and miscellaneous items; and, last but not least,
  • The Holy Father demonstrating the ancient art of Papa-Slappa.
Advent calendar

And a happy and blessed Christmas to all readers. Stay saved.
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