Stand Alone Pages on 'Musings of an Old Curmudgeon'

30 May 2023

The Exploits and Ailments of Sir Evelyn Wood

Field Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood, one of the bravest and most accident-prone officers in the Victorian Army!


Field Marshal Sir Evelyn Wood was the type of officer upon whom the growth and maintenance of the British Empire depended. Nearly suicidally brave, he distinguished himself in numerous conflicts of the Victorian era, despite chronically suffering "face-ache." From being stepped on by a giraffe to being bitten by a horse and a literal nail in his heart, Sir Evelyn Wood persevered to become one of the most famous officers of his era.

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