Stand Alone Pages on 'Musings of an Old Curmudgeon'

01 October 2019

Remember Folks, the Bible Should Always Be Taken Literally!

Except for:
Matthew (Peter wasn't the rock! It was his faith! Please forget his name was literally changed from Simon to Cephas, quite literally meaning "rock")
John 6 (Just a symbol! He really didn't mean what He said!)
Acts (The Episcopal office, Presbyters, and diaconate were only for the early Church!)
James (He didn't *really* mean that!)
Thessalonians (Be mindful of tradition? What?)
Revelations (Wait, the rapture ISN'T mentioned there?)
Oh, and please disregard all those other books Luther threw out without sufficient reason. You can most certainly assert Scripture is the only source of Christian wisdom when it is incomplete and modified by some unqualified, mentally ill, and lustful German monk!

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